» Dumpweed «
Its understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, Im too scared to stay
I said Id leave, but I could never leave her
And if I did, you know Id never cheat her
But this I ask, its what i want to know
How would you feel if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think itd be unlikely
Another guy, you think hed want to fight me
Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, Im sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say you got to turn your back and run now
Come on son, you havent got a chance now

Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I need a girl that I can train
I need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havent got a chance now


» Don't Leave Me «
Dont leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
Ill be fine, its not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said "Dont let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "Dont let my door hit your ass"

One more chance, Ill try this time
Ill give you yours, I wont take mine
Ill listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, Ill meet you there

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said "Dont let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said "Dont let my door hit your ass"

Lets try this one more time with feeling


» Aliens Exist «
Hey mom theres something in the backroom
I hope its not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real
Id leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
I wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Im not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes you know me
Been best friends and will be til we die
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks Im just telling lies

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Im not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation
Information, nice to know ya, paranoia
Wheres my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies


» Family Reunion «
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker
motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucke
motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker
motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker
motherfucker tit fart turd and twat I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mamma too
oh, is this thing on?

» Going Away To College «
Please take me by the hand
Its so cold out tonight
Ill put blankets on the bed
I wont turn out the light
Just dont forget to think about me
And I wont forget you
Ill write you once a week she said
Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Dont depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But Id go through hell for you and

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But youre so beautiful to me

Ill think about the times
She kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
Id ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But youre so beautiful


» What's My Age Again? «
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And you still act like youre in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And thats about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?


» Rich Lips «
Please mom
you ground me all the time
I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did just havin' fun
couldn't wait
for something new
and yesterday
I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late
I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
They can't trust me
because i blew it once before
Shit dad
Please don't kick my ass
I now I've seen you trashed at least one time
Can i blame it
on one of my dumb friends
it's been awhile since I've used that line

You couldn't wait
for something new
and yesterday
I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
it's too late
I fell through
Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
They can't trust me
because i blew it once before

(alright)

Nothing to lose
a boy who went out when he finished all his chores
nothing to do
They can't trust me
because i blew it once before


» Blew Job «
It would be nice to have a blowjob
20x

» Untitled «
I think of a while ago
We might of had it all
I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow
But now jsut as things change
As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you
But what do I get cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
it's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
you have your other friends
They were there when you cried
Didn't mean to hurt you then
Best friends just won't leave your side

But what do I get cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
Now I give up so good bye and so long

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
it's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night
When I needed you most when I needed a friend
you let me down now like I let you down then
So sorry
It's over


» Voyeur «
And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate
(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

(1, 2, 3, 4)


» Pathetic «
I know I'm pathetic I knew when she said it
A loser a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone
You got you got you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one no one no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down this is where i belong
I think I'm different but I'm the same and I'm wrong
(2X)

I think it's disgusting believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move
You got you got you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one no one no one likes a drop out
Mistakes are hard to undo

(Chorus 3X)


» Adam's Song «
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest whod have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didnt think enough
Im too depressed to go on
Youll be sorry when Im gone
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldnt wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, Id survived
I couldnt wait til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought Id die alone
Another six months Ill be unknown
Give all my things to my friends
Youll never set foot in my room again
Youll close it off, board it up
Remember the time I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
Tomorrow just holds such better days
Days when I can still felt alive
When I cant wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, Ive survived
I cant wait til I get home
To pass the time in my room alone


» Peggy Sue «
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside, try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies, that's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say as they tell you what to be
You're not alone

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside, give more than you take
Everything they say are lies, that's all the shit that you ever have to take

So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say as they tell you what to be
You're not alone

You say you want to take off your shoes just to walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be, just live for one more week
Go

You say you want to take off your shoes just to walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be, just live for one more week

So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at every word they say as they tell you what to be
You're not alone


» Wendy Clear «
Lets take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
It might be innapropriate because
Either way our band get dropped
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
But Id play with fire to break the ice
And Id play with a nuclear device
Is it something Ill regret?
Why do I want what I cant get?
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wiwsh it didnt have to be so bad
So Ill see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

But Id play with fire to break the ice
And Id play with a nuclear device
Is it something Ill regret?
Why do I want what I cant get?
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

Ill be moving on


» Carousel «
I talk to you every now and then
And I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitude is a reason to die
Just you wait and see
As school life is a, it is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone
I guess it's just another (X3)
Night alone

Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again

Just you wait and see
As school life is a, it is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone
I guess it's just another (X3)
Night alone


» All The Small Things «
All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride best trip
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill


» Mutt «
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
Hes not that old, Ive been told a strong sexual goal
He goes out every day, she goes every way, oh yeah
And they dont even care at all
Shes open waiting for more
And I know hes only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they typically
Been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesnt seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah
And they dont even care at all

Shes open waiting for more
And I know hes only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they typically
Been starved for attention before


» The Country Song «
Take off your pants dad,
Your penis is the biggest
Thing my butt's ever had,
'Cause I know
It feels so good,
Shut your f***in' face
Uncle f***er

» Dammit «
It's alright to tell me
what you think about me
I won't try to argue
or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving
you must have your reasons
The season is calling
your pictures are falling down
The steps that I retrace
The sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear he fucked her
A day late a buck short
I'm writing the report
On losing and failing
When I move I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
and I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up
Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe I'll see you
at a movie sneak preview
you'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
we'll pretend it's okay
The charade it won't last
when he's gone I won't come back

And it's happened once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
and you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up(5X)


» Man Overboard «
So sorry, it's over
So sorry, it's over
So sorry, it's over (There's so much more that I wanted and)
So sorry, it's over (There's so much more that I needed and)
(Time keeps moving on and on and on..)
(Soon we'll all be gone)
Let's take some time to talk this over
You're outta line and rarely sober
We can't depend, on your excuses
Because in the end it's fucking useless
You can only lean, on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sittin out on a ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean, on me for so long

I remember shots without a chaser
Absent minded thoughts now you're a stanger
Cover up the scars
Put on your game face
Left you in a bar, to try and save things
You can only lean, on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sittin out on a ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean, on me for so long

So sorry, it's over
So sorry, it's over
So sorry, it's over (There's so much more that I wanted and)
So sorry, it's over (There's so much more that I needed and)
(Time keeps moving on and on and on..)
(Soon we'll all be gone)
Man on a mission
Can't say I miss him around
Insider information
Hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend
Best of intentions I found
Tight lipped procrastination
Ya, later.....see you around

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